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Elmo Just Doesn’t Click
Carla Carvalho
394 Votes

(Real name has been replaced with Elmo to keep anonymity.)Every morning Elmo comes into work on a bike and doesn’t bother to change out of the sweat stained clothes.All settled in at the workstation, Elmo pulls out a personal mini laptop and video mp3 player and places those next to the work computer so that catching up on the previous night’s missed tv shows can begin. Once shows are downloaded, Elmo proceeds to watch them (yes, while at work). But even Elmo needs potty break, so off to restroom is it – with video mp3 player and a pair of earphones in hand, watching that show while walking. Twenty minutes later, or so, you’ll find Elmo, still in the restroom, making hand washing a little more complex since there’s an electronic to worry about, and a show that can’t be put on pause. Not to fret…Elmo gently places the video mp3 player on the sink counter and doesn’t miss a second of that show as eyes are glued to the monitor, while hands are being scrubbed under the running water.

Comments

LOL, well at least he washes his hands..
Posted by Manuel on 02/11/2009 at 3:00pm
Wow, i thought people walking into the bathroom while reading their blackberries or iphones was bad but this is a little much.
Posted by Sophie on 02/11/2009 at 6:04pm
voted:)
Posted by Jess miller on 02/11/2009 at 9:03pm
sounds like Elmo needs more work! good luck to you.
Posted by Crystal Allen on 03/11/2009 at 2:52am
That's really good!
Posted by MM on 03/11/2009 at 10:36pm
Elmo would be awful to work with, lol.
Posted by Charlotte Parscal on 03/11/2009 at 11:41pm
Elmo sounds like he just all about Elmo, totally oblivious !
Posted by shelley625 on 05/11/2009 at 12:27am
voted! :)
Posted by citychic on 05/11/2009 at 1:10am
Voted today
Posted by Lucretia on 05/11/2009 at 3:54am
Ummm... Sweat stained Clothes... NICE~ Good Luck:)
Posted by Jess on 06/11/2009 at 12:58am
Good luck!
Posted by Susan on 06/11/2009 at 10:18pm
How does Elmo still have a job? This doesn't sound like he's disturbing anybody.
Posted by Mushi-mushi on 09/11/2009 at 9:00pm
all i have to say is wow.
Posted by Lawrence B on 10/11/2009 at 3:15pm
Elmo takes multitasking to a whole new level!!
Posted by puddin57 on 14/11/2009 at 10:47pm
I voted for ya!
Posted by mommystephy on 16/11/2009 at 8:34pm
voted for you :)
Posted by jules on 16/11/2009 at 9:57pm
doing well
Posted by puddin57 on 18/11/2009 at 3:36am
Hope you win
Posted by Joe on 18/11/2009 at 3:41pm
a fun read....we all know someone like that
Posted by puddin57 on 19/11/2009 at 12:34am
Sounds like Elmo needs a (click). Good luck!
Posted by AsTheNight on 19/11/2009 at 2:22am
That would drive me nuts!
Posted by MyDarlin on 19/11/2009 at 4:08am
Voted today good luck
Posted by CIndylou774 on 19/11/2009 at 4:23am
I wish I had Elmo's job. Voted!!
Posted by marytylermotorhead on 19/11/2009 at 7:01pm
Funny!
Posted by bucbratt on 19/11/2009 at 8:16pm
Quite nasty if you ask me! Wish you had made this one up. I can't believe people do this at work!
Posted by Corinne S on 19/11/2009 at 8:46pm
very good!!! funny
Posted by kathy on 20/11/2009 at 3:00am
Good luck!
Posted by Tammy M on 20/11/2009 at 7:21pm
Clueless!
Posted by jellosheriff on 21/11/2009 at 2:06am
that is great
Posted by Kathy on 22/11/2009 at 1:43am
you go!!
Posted by puddin57 on 22/11/2009 at 3:48am
Voted today
Posted by Angelwings16 on 22/11/2009 at 10:59pm
how funny
Posted by kathy on 24/11/2009 at 3:33am
Voted today!
Posted by Good luck! on 24/11/2009 at 3:36am
At least he's a quiet useless employee -- I have a LOUD useless employee next to me at work LOL
Posted by CTBASKETLADY on 25/11/2009 at 12:56am
Voted !!
Posted by Bidchka on 25/11/2009 at 1:43pm
Voted!!
Posted by Lisa Michele on 25/11/2009 at 7:35pm
Elmo needs more work AT work. Too much time on his hands...thanks goodness he washes his hands.
Posted by Kells on 27/11/2009 at 12:51am
voted. gl.
Posted by coljim on 27/11/2009 at 6:24pm
voted
Posted by eyesonlyfordave on 27/11/2009 at 6:35pm
voted!
Posted by bay on 27/11/2009 at 8:00pm
Well the dwarfs whistled while they worked and Elmo just listens to his music.
Posted by Pat on 28/11/2009 at 12:33am
Hahaha, i wonder if any ever asks to borrow his mp3 player. :)
Posted by Frank on 30/11/2009 at 2:06am
I'm confused but I voted for Carla anyway!!!:) Good Luck!!!:)
Posted by Tia Madalena on 30/11/2009 at 8:06am
yea i voted !!:P
Posted by snowbros on 30/11/2009 at 11:25am
Great read, unlike some others that just dont make sense?
Posted by Rabbi on 30/11/2009 at 5:27pm
This is too funny! Sounds like an easy job!!
Posted by cchun01 on 30/11/2009 at 8:03pm
The newspaper has been replaced with a video players as the prefer "rest material"
Posted by Michael Johns on 01/12/2009 at 7:28pm
I voted. Good luck!
Posted by Susan on 03/12/2009 at 7:52pm
Maybe you should call Bert and Ernie in on this. Great story
Posted by Kelly on 03/12/2009 at 11:16pm
Good luck!!
Posted by Manduh on 04/12/2009 at 4:08pm

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