A few years back I worked in a Human Resources department. For the most part, it was a great place to work...but not with Miss Clickety Clack. Miss Clickety Clack was a payroll advisor who never had a kind thing to say to anyone, rather the contrary, she was mean and spiteful and very difficult to be around, and she always wore stillettos. She wasn't a very pleasant person to say the least, but everyone knew when she was on her way as you could hear her "clickety clack, clickety clack" down the hall. That usually gave us time to find somewhere else to be. One day we all had a good laugh at her expense as instead of "clickety clack, clickety clacking" down the hall, she "clickety clacked, clickety thwaped." Lesson to this story...always check your shoes for toilet paper after using the restroom!