My old manager was a real winner. He trained in his office everyday with one of his 6 doorknob exercisers.

So what are doorknob exercisers? I'm still not quite sure but it involves hooking up rubber bands to a doorknob and doing some type of exercises. Apparently, all Olympic athletes do it.

One day, he showed up to work with a new one. This one was different than all his other ones. Eager to try it, he closed his office's door and hooked up all the rubber bands to the doorknob. The doorknob came loose and flew right in his forehead knocking him right out.

When he regained consciousness he couldn't figure out how to get out of his own office because the doorknob was broken so he had to knock on the door for us to let him out!

We all had a good laugh.