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Mouse Troubles
Adam Chase
236 Votes

I put the USB receiver for my wireless mouse in a coworkers laptop docking station and left the mouse in my pocket. I stood in his cube with another guy while he was trying to show us something on googlemaps. Him and the other guy were convinced the mouse was "possessed". Every 20 minutes of so I would get up and walk down his aisle to "visit" another coworker. The first time I did it, I hear "bang-bang-bang" from him slamming the mouse on the desk. The next time I did it, he jumps up and starts looking around. He didn't sit down for 20 minutes, just kept pacing back and forth in his cube looking miserable. At times during the day I would walk next to him and start right and left clicking and scrolling the mouse wheel. I would also stand where I could see him and he couldn't see me and I would wait until he was going to click on something, then i would nudge my mouse at the last second. He would then start slamming the mouse and blowing like a hurricane over the sensor on the bottom

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Hope you win
Posted by Simon Singh on 22/10/2009 at 5:36pm
This man is a literal genius! I was doubled-over, gut busting laughter for the last 2/3 of the story!! Lol! So much laughter!
Posted by LagWag on 22/10/2009 at 7:58pm
funny!
Posted by Tman325is on 23/10/2009 at 1:06am
Ha!
Posted by Julie on 23/10/2009 at 1:26am
bfc
Posted by ttkid06 on 23/10/2009 at 2:57am
nice story
Posted by tudragan on 23/10/2009 at 3:23am
This made me laugh, good story! This is also a great thing to do on a LAN party.
Posted by Boheme on 23/10/2009 at 4:07pm
Cool Story Bro
Posted by bfcOT on 23/10/2009 at 4:48pm
haha....bf.c
Posted by cmon on 23/10/2009 at 5:40pm
that's a genius idea, I should try this out... good luck
Posted by E30pük on 23/10/2009 at 8:25pm
hahaha awesome
Posted by EThirtySicks on 23/10/2009 at 9:07pm
Cool story bro.
Posted by name on 24/10/2009 at 12:19pm
hahaha, jerk. Def gonna try this one.
Posted by DriftinE46 on 24/10/2009 at 5:14pm
You made me laugh. Worth trial
Posted by Joseph on 26/10/2009 at 1:03am
Sounds like something that dude from The Office would do to Dwight. lmao
Posted by Immanuel on 28/10/2009 at 2:13am
It's funny.
Posted by Vinodh on 28/10/2009 at 6:12am
BFC shenanigans
Posted by e36bimmer328is on 29/10/2009 at 7:10pm
Hahaha! That's a good one.
Posted by Celo on 29/10/2009 at 7:47pm
bool story, cro
Posted by BFC.OTFTMFW on 30/10/2009 at 1:57am
Matt
Posted by Meh on 03/11/2009 at 3:48am
FUUNNYY!!!!!
Posted by BJ on 04/11/2009 at 6:00pm
Cool story Brah
Posted by kesslerbmw on 21/11/2009 at 2:07pm
yeeeee boi!
Posted by 1234567891011121314 on 24/11/2009 at 10:01pm
LOL!
Posted by Trevor Smith on 29/11/2009 at 3:54am
epic
Posted by llegos on 29/11/2009 at 4:52am

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